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Very Important Presidential Letters

Letters Tagged: “sad losers”

A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Tastes of the So-Called "Elite"

December 3, 2025

Dear New York Times Staff, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the abysmal lack of sophistication and refinement that PERVADES every...

Executive Letter of Tremendous Importance and Unmatched Sophistication

November 23, 2025

DEAR GRAMMY AWARDS COMMITTEE, OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THAT FAILING, SECOND-RATE ORGANIZATION, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT, bu...

The Great and Powerful Letter of Reprimand from the Desk of the Most Fantastic President Ever

November 21, 2025

To the utterly insignificant and failing Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST DISGUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE BLATA...

A Tremendous Epistle of Unprecedented Magnitude and Wisdom

November 5, 2025

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant stream of ...