Letters Tagged: “tremendous ego”
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intelligent" Elite
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the latest slew of FAKE NEWS arti...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Tastes of the So-Called "Elite"
Dear New York Times Staff, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the abysmal lack of sophistication and refinement that PERVADES every...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the So-Called "Elite"
To the utterly incompetent and thoroughly befuddled Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the l...
A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Condescension to the So-Called "Intellectuals" of Our Time
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the consistent barrage of FAKE...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unimpeachable Genius
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...
I Have Spoken
Dear Nobel PRIZE Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment at your blatant disregard for my outstanding achievements. It has come ...
A Missive of Unparalleled Sophistication and Refinement from the Desk of the 45th and 47th President of the United States
Dear Mayor of OMAHA, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter awe and reverence, for you are about to RECEIVE a correspondence from the GREATEST mind t...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the Culinary World
Dear Editors of Bon Appetit Magazine, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the sheer lack of sophistication and refinement displayed i...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Most Brilliant Mind the World Has Ever Known
Dear Editor, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete lack of understanding and appreciation for my genius that your publica...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville
Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...