Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the latest slew of FAKE NEWS arti...
Dear New York Times Staff, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the abysmal lack of sophistication and refinement that PERVADES every...
To the utterly incompetent and thoroughly befuddled Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the l...
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the consistent barrage of FAKE...
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...
Dear Nobel PRIZE Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment at your blatant disregard for my outstanding achievements. It has come ...
Dear Mayor of OMAHA, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter awe and reverence, for you are about to RECEIVE a correspondence from the GREATEST mind t...
Dear Editors of Bon Appetit Magazine, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the sheer lack of sophistication and refinement displayed i...
Dear Editor, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete lack of understanding and appreciation for my genius that your publica...
Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...